I was just a little bit naughty last night. We were sitting on pavement chairs in a Spanish Tapas bar and I was casting glances along the road at a group of young women who were walking up and down searching for the best (or maybe cheapest) place to eat.
They were not wearing a lot of clothes and one was drop dead gorgeous with long dark hair and high shorts.
I spent too long looking at them and my wife tartly suggested that I should leave her and go across and join them if I wanted.
I said I was sorry and turned my full attention back to her.
When we arrived back at the rented house my wife suggested that I start a holiday demerit list and put 10 strokes on it for my oogling at girls earlier on.
We had a good time in bed.
I will hunt around to find a suitable instrument for her to use today.