When I took her morning tea and the weekend newspaper up to my wife, she reached for the Review section which had a front page headline "Can you affair-proof your marriage?"
"Easily," my wife said in answer to that question.
"Just keep them on a short rein and whip them every now again. You don't need a therapist to tell you that."
I smiled at her logic.
"In fact I think you could do with some treatment today, so once the bathrooms are done come and find me with the bathbrush."
"Yes ma'am." I saluted smartly before leaving the room.
"Easy", I heard her mutter as she flicked through the newspaper.