Well summer is coming to end now. The leaves are yellowing and some are falling. I noticed the change this morning as I explored the nearby woods looking for three or four suitable branches with which to make a switch or mini- birch.
As my wife left the house with one of her friends, to spend the day shopping, she had patted my bottom and told me to “cut a switch or two” as she was feeling frisky and wanted to have some fun this evening.
I was left to get on with the jobs and prepare a meal.
The branches are trimmed and are lying on the table in front of me as I write this.
I have cut them neatly and tied them together tightly with cord. They sound menacingly swishy when I whip them through the air and onto a cushion.
She will not be long now. Then I can run a bath for her, maybe give her a pedicure and then leave her to watch a film whilst I get on with the meal.
Hopefully she will give me some instructions as to what I should wear. Something tight would be nice.
Winter draws on, as they say,but it is good to know I will be warned up in certain places by the end of tonight.
And I may get the chance to give my love some pleasure to boot. Giving cunnilingus with a well roasted bottom is a treat . Beats going to the movies any day.