Being a spanko means that I am unable to read a newspaper or magazine without the conjunction of the letters sp in a word jumping into view from the rest of the text.
I think it comes from my teenage years when I scan read Penthouse and Mayfair for articles on spanking.
I went for a medical the other day and this sign on the clinic desk needed a double take.
If you would like
please talk to the receptionist who will arrange a suitable room.