Deserving of a punishment

I am feeling a little nervous right now. In a few hours I will be bending over for a thrashing which, whilst well deserved, will not be pleasurable at all.

I omitted to put a cheque into the bank and forgot to tell S, my wife. The result was an overdrawn account and 3 bounced cheques for which the lovely bank charged us three return fees, totalling £75.00

So you have probably rightly guessed the number of strokes I am going to receive.

S will not be holding back and I don't suppose she should. Hey ho.