Sunday spanklet -sp in everything

Being a spanko means that I am unable to read a newspaper or magazine without the conjunction of the letters sp in a word jumping into view from the rest of the text.

I think it comes from my teenage years when I scan read Penthouse and Mayfair for articles on spanking.

I went for a medical  the other day and this sign on the clinic desk  needed a double take.

If you would like speak to spank a member of staff in private 
please talk to the receptionist who will arrange a suitable room.